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Haiku For The CTA #5

Posted by Munch on August 16, 2008

Go away, man. I
don’t want to buy socks from you.
This ride will not end.

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Haiku For The CTA #4

Posted by Munch on August 3, 2008

Red Line, today I
throw up on you. Damn you, half
priced brewskis at Jake’s.

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Haiku for the CTA #3

Posted by Munch on July 27, 2008

Get me there on time
for once. Slow zones, three track lanes,
At least there’s a seat.

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Haiku for the CTA #2

Posted by Munch on February 5, 2008

I’m standing here, dick.
Don’t be hating. Now please move
your fucking bookbag.

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Haiku for the CTA

Posted by Munch on November 27, 2007

What the Chicago Transit Authority made me think of:

Cool metal box smells,
Room for three or three hundred,
Worth every penny.

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